I love reading these letters written for anonymous boys. I just can't get enough of it.
Dear quiet boy,
I'm pretty sure that we both know, and that we both know we both know. Make sense? All I'm saying is, it would be a guaranteed yes. Just ask. Just saying.
Dear neighbor boy,
I'm sending the missionaries over whether you like it or not.
Dear testimony boy,
I'm still dying on the inside and getting over the fact that you actually said "go out and get some" from the pulpit. Didn't think that one through, did you?
Dear Justin Bieber boy,
Why oh why do your tickets have to be $200? Don't you know that your fans are poor working girls?
Dear tall boy,
You would have an incredibly cute girlfriend.