Here are some of mine.
Conversations I have actually had or things that people have actually said to me.
“Girrrrrrrrl. You make Springtime look great.”
(said by someone potentially high and/or hung-over)
“Are you white?”
(read here for more details)
“Is he cute?”
(as if a cute boy could be interested in me?)
“You can make donuts? I thought they were something you just bought.”
“I’ll go on a date. But I’m not going to kiss you just yet.”
(Thanks for the warning?)
"Wow. This is taking a really long time. I guess it's because I'm used to drawing skinny people."
(Is that a fat joke?)
"You're so good. You're just such....a sweet spirit."
(do you know what that phrase means?)
And quite possibly my all time favorite...
“You’re a classy broad.”